Duck Norris

Link:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6283677.stm

You can kill his whole family, shoot his wing, and even put him in a fridge for two days, but even badass plucky ducks have their limit. This fool scared the shit out of his captor's wife, just to spite him. I think the headline following this story will read something like, "Tallahassee Hunter has stroke after attack by midnight snack. Savagely." Screw "The Crow," I'm all about "The Duck." At least this guy can get shot in an appandege and still be alive after two days. Ducks kick ass.