Wednesday, January 17, 2007

The Death Aquatic


Article Link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6270195.stm

How badly do you want a Nintendo Wii? Would you die for one? Apparently the DJs of Sacramento's KDND 107.9 think you should. These bastards sentenced poor old Jennifer Strange to something much worse than Chinese Water Torture; American Excess Water Torture. And here I thought fish slapping was painful, this poor woman died from straight drinking too much water. All of this for a chance to own a NIntendo Wii. Heartbreaking. An epic slice of Americana, as it were.

Here is a link to some water overdose FAQs. Make sure you read up and prevent an unwanted death by excessive water consumption.

1 Comments:

Blogger Al Johnson said...

This is sooo sad, but hopefully it teaches everyone an important lesson about water overindulgence.

11:14 PM  

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